Twisted Lyrics: You're So Gay

Disclaimer: With my shenanigans on my blog I don’t mean any disrespect to anyone.

This was inspired by Carly Simon’s tune, You’re So Vain. If you don't know the song, don't even bother reading this. And I realize my grammar sucks but I don't care.

You’re So Gay

You walked into my mom’s house
Like you were walking into your place
You stumbled and tried to seem responsible
Whiskey all over your face
You had one eye on my mommy, as
You got up in my space
And I was too drunk to see you were a dumb ass
You were a dumb ass, and…

You’re so gay
You probably think that I’m homophobic
You’re so gay (you’re so gay)
I’ll bet you wish I was homophobic
Don’t you? Don’t you?

I moved in and we moved along
I didn’t know one damn thing
Just like a mushroom you kept me in the dark
Only saw your ding-a-ling
It took me too long to discover
You thought you were a king
And, that I was just a mat on your door step
Mat on your door step, and…

You’re so gay
You probably wish I was homophobic
You’re so gay (you’re so gay)
I bet you wish I was homophobic
Don’t you? Don’t you? Don’t you?

And, I sure was just a mat on your door step
Mat on your door step, and…
You’re so gay
You probably think that I’m homophobic
You’re so gay (you’re so gay)
I bet you wish I was homophobic
Don’t you? Don’t you?

Well I hear you’re pounding some new young flesh, and
Thinking ‘bout tying the knot
And that you’re spreading some venereal disease
Although you’re so very certain you’re not
Well you’re in the closet all the time
And when you’re not you’re at
A clinic with your friend that cheap corner hooker
Cheap corner hooker, and…

You’re so gay
You probably think that I’m homophobic
You’re so gay (you’re so gay)
I bet you wish I was homophobic
Don’t you? Don’t you? Don’t you?