LeBron James Speaks To Team Mates Post Game

No need to thank me, fellas.

Yeah, I said I was sorry for using the R word but, c’mon… you know that was sincere.

The truth is not Paul Pierce. The truth is, I lost my patience with that dumb ho.

Give me a break! Playing dirty? What fool in their right mind would question one of my bros like that? And she wouldn’t shut up! She just kept rambling on like an idiot!

So. Of course I didn’t mean for that word to slip out, ‘retarded,’ like she had special needs or something. If that were the case, she’d be entirely innocent but, there are reasons we don’t allow people with special needs to question us after games, right? Ha-ha-ha…

So. Why do we even allow bitches the privilege of interviewing us?! We need to go back to the good old days, when only men ventured out where they belong. When women knew their place, and stayed there, god dammit!

You know there IS the WNBA. Ha-ha-ha… yeah. I think all the female reporters who care about basketball should mosey on over there, and leave us alone! Only men understand just how hard we play. And only a man can understand another man‘s pride, so they ain’t gonna ask us any stupid questions.

Bitches need to back off! And stay out of our locker rooms too, god dammit!

How did that girl get in here?

Aww shit.